Beer Porn In Kegworth

With the news that Bristol Rovers have been broadcasting Babestation from a clubhouse inside their Memorial Stadium ground https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45194443

I thought it was time to add in some beer porn of my own…

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…there you go.

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I know some of you will now be sweating uncontrollably at the sight of this gorgeous beauty after a double dose of XXX rated pictures but, I managed to resist the temptation on a recent visit to 270 – The Red Lion DE74 2DA.

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Whilst Bristol Rovers chairman Steve Hamer is conducting an investigation into why Babestation was aired, I am also under investigation from the Bass board commonly known as Pub Curmudgeon (https://twitter.com/oldmudgie), Retired Martin (https://twitter.com/NHS_Martin) and The Wickingman (https://twitter.com/thewickingman) for ignoring the lure of Staffordshire’s premier pint.

The defence counsel has already put forward the lame motion that “I missed it when I walked in your honour and had already ordered when I noted it was there,”

However, this particular jury are known for being harsh on Bass shirkers so I am expecting a blogging ban that will last weeks rather than days and they are believed to be calling in VAR to confirm my negligence.

(VAR positioned secretly between the bottles – controlled by Pierluigi Collina)

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If the ban is upheld then I couldn’t think of a better place to blog from until my suspension is lifted than this boozer in Kegworth.

It was a nice walk to the pub past a tidy looking restaurant …

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but I only had eyes for the Red Lion.  Even at just after midday on a Thursday, there were quite a few punters in and this was a warren of around four rooms all served from a small central bar.  It had what Mudge would term ‘A proper pub’ feel to it.

(unique bar hatch)

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The landlady was incredibly helpful and I had a cracking half pint of Shine On (Milestone)  which was one of seven potential beers on the pumps.

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Bench seating, dart boards, all kind of random reading material as well as also offering en-suite accommodation ensure this is an absolute corker of pub.

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Kegworth itself is within commuter distance of East Midlands Airport and close to a hugely busy roundabout intersecting the A50 and M1 in Leicestershire.

Whilst the Milestone beer was excellent the fact Bass had a pump all on its own and was set on a different side of the boozer proves just what high esteem it is held in.

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Or perhaps they realised it is in fact beer porn and it needs to be tucked away where Under 18’s can’t see it!

Either way, a top pub that is well cared for and definitely worth a visit.

 

17 thoughts on “Beer Porn In Kegworth

  1. “…there you go.”

    Well, if you say so. But frankly Thatcher doesn’t do it for me as far as porn goes. 🙂

    “and they are believed to be calling in VAR to confirm my negligence.”

    Oh, that’s right. Practically everywhere in the UK has CCTV. 😉

    “and I had a cracking half pint of Shine On (Milestone)”

    Named after a Pink Floyd song?

    “the fact Bass had a pump all on its own and was set on a different side of the boozer proves just what high esteem it is held in.”

    You’ve just firmed up your defense. Plus, I do believe your pint was cheaper and less ABV. Important if one is on a budget and/or driving. 🙂

    “the fact Bass had a pump all on its own and was set on a different side of the boozer proves just what high esteem it is held in.”

    You have to go back if only to have the Bass. 😉

    Cheers

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