Six Nations News From Hatton

My last post from Shepshed was certainly intriguing as it contained men in toilet cubicles getting out ukuleles along with comments of going “up the Butthole” to watch a football match!

However, this is the silly season, as it’s the time of year when lots of grown men pretend they know an awful lot about rugby and drone on about it in pubs.

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Of course, with the Six Nations (that’s the Home Championship to football fans – decommissioned in 1984) in full flow pubs will quite rightly jump on the bandwagon with free to air sport and the chance to attract in punters who might drink lots of beer watching England/Ireland or Wales win and France/Scotland or Italy lose.

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I was greeted with a sea of flags and the 350 – Railway Tavern DE65 5EH in Hatton have clearly gone to town ahead of the six nations extravaganza.

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Hatton is famous for the Nestle factory and also that it’s two boozers are called The Railway Inn and The Railway Tavern….yes it has a station that survived the Beeching cuts of the sixties.

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Anyway, I digress and I know just how much the likes of Martin, Mudgie, Si and Hermit love their rugger so I thought I’d put an idiot’s guide up of useful facts to help fans converse in pubs for the next five weeks

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  • Scotland beat England once every ten years – always at Murayfield – and everyone says they are having a revival.
  • Italy don’t finish bottom about once every ten years – and everyone says the game is growing and what a good decision it was to increase it to six countries.
  • It’s always good to start saying “I think Georgia and Romania should be given a chance” when asked how the Six Nations could be made even better.
  • Only England, Wales or Ireland ever win the Six Nations and it always heralds the start of a new era of dominance.
  • Always emphasise the moral high ground of rugby compared to football and say how Danny Cipriani should be playing but has been jolly unlucky after the press hounded him for bruising a female police officer and being involved in a bar scuffle with a bouncer.
  • Compare French club rugby to the English Premier League and maintain too many foreign players hamper the national team.

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Hopefully, that will help you survive the next few weeks if rugby isn’t your thing as it will be wall to wall in most places.

(too early for this treat!)

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Anyway I was the only punter in the Railway Tavern at around 2.30 on a Thursday afternoon and the barmaid kindly stopped vacuuming to serve me and the choice was between Yorkshire and Staffordshire and this time I plumped for a £3.10 Best Bitter (Black Sheep.)

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I reckon it might have been the first pint pulled that day as it was a 2pm opener but it was a cracker and that’s great to see in a small village boozer.

There was a conservatory style extension with a pool table in,

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some kind of DJ booth set up, a grumpy placard on a table obviously used by locals

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along with a dart board (they are in a darts league) meaning it has all the trappings of a local community pub.

I did notice chess night on a Tuesday, which is a first on my travels and clearly this boozer is attracting the crème de la crème of Hatton high society.

(more six nations flags)

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The barmaid kindly put on the Steelers Wheel  “Stuck In the Middle” tune from Reservoir Dogs and I enjoyed a sift through the Derby Drinker CAMRA mag (a top class production) whilst watching the world go by.

Rich made a point in the comments section of my last post as to just how tight margins are in pubs these days, especially tied houses, so I hope this place filled up more as the day progressed.


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I am sure it did as it was clean, tidy, well cared for and selling good beer and a great place to celebrate bringing up my 350th pub since blogging life began; ironically, that is the sum total of runs that England will rack up in the next test against the West Indies.


15 thoughts on “Six Nations News From Hatton

  1. The one thing that puts me off Rugby Union are all the twits who make large of test matches paying huge sums for seats (corporate of course) and filling up pubs, but hardly ever go to a club match. By the same token why are all the broadsheets full of ‘Rugger’ commentary but never a word about RL or a football score? Yes, I appreciate a small handful of teams in keen RU areas are well followed, but generally club attendances are poor. Sadly, it is the same with cricket. As an aside, I can tell you the corporate suits at test matches and ODI are appallingly badly behaved come tea time. Personally, I wouldn’t thank you if you gave me two free tickets for the Ashes at Headingley in the summer, it’s just one big piss up for most folk and not a particularly nice place to be, certainly in the Western Terrace.

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      1. Don’t get me wrong. Cricket is a great game. I used to play a bit and was on the committee of our local club for a good while. Thing its, it’s just like RU, apart from a hard core of proper supporters no one goes to watch it until there’s a big game when all the corporate suits and jerkoffs turn it into a big piss up.

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      2. Hard to play county cricket at different times, unless you went for day & night? Twenty20 does seem to attract a more family orientated crowd, although maybe the atmosphere is better because it only lasts a couple of hours and no one gets plastered.

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      3. School holidays would work, especially if they promoted county cricket matches to school kids. Wouldn’t work for ODI & test because it’s a money making stream, tickets expensive and the more beer/wine/food they sell the more money they make.

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  2. “men in toilet cubicles getting out ukuleles along with comments of going “up the Butthole” ”
    Toilet humour at its best…. (I think…)

    Thanks for the rugby guide Life After Football – got some useful stats I can spout now up the pub when the England game is on 🙂 Naturally I\ll be emphasising England’s new era of dominance….

    Congratulations on your 350th pub – all selling top notch cheap beer (he says eviously)..

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